Hello_World.PHP

I am launching this thing because I’ve been putting out all these writing projects lately and it occurred to me that I don’t really have an appropriate pretentious author website yet. So if you google me you would probably only find me yelling at household products on twitter: WORST FLOOR WAX EVER!!! @JohnsonWax

Also, WordPress seems like something I should probably know about.

Going to try to write something every few days, because everyone says that’s something you should do. My natural instinct is to be as snarky as possible but that also becomes tedious, so I’m just gonna blurt out whatever I’m doing that day, whether it’s writing-related or something else.

Expect long, dry articles about how to install SSL certificates on Amazon EC2, I guess. Booooo!